Subservient Chicken

What is Subservient Chicken?


1.

A bizarre advertising stunt pulled by Burger King, where you 'control' a giant rooster-man wearing a garter belt.

Through the eyes of its 'webcam', you can throw any command you like, from 'jump', to 'watch tv', to 'hump the couch'.

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"The subservient chicken is strange as hell, and did not make me any hungrier for chicken."

See That Guy

2.

A retarded chicken that is misleadingly made out to be a "live broadcast" when it is actually pre-recorded. It can pick out words in the middle of junk, like "fjkdlfakjljfkjumpfjkdlfjad" (look in the middle, you'll see "jump"), yet cannot understand "L I G H T S - O F F" (it will understand "lights off"). The only reason I don't diss this completely is because Nikita likes it, and cuz I'm crazy about her... oops, I shouldn't be saying that where she can see it. Oh well.

"Hi I'm A Retarded Subservient Chicken"

3.

Note: The above definition is old. I do not like Nikita anymore - not even as a friend!

Kwih. Kwih.


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