Substitution Edit Meaning

1. The mellow, slow-witted drunkenness that accompanies the consumption of too much merlot. Characterized by overly slow and careful speech..

1. When you go to drop a dooce, but you find yourself constipated and must proceed to shamefully exit the shithouseunrelieved. A rare occur..

1. The best and most respected actor of all time. No one will ever come close to being Robert de Niro (except Al Pacino) 2 Acadamy Awards..