Suburban

What is Suburban?


1.

The token soccer mom SUV. Usually has 4-5 bumper stickers on the tailgate bragging about how her little shit plays little-league soccer and/or is an honor student at the local middle school.

I laugh everytime I see a suburban in my neighborhood because they're so predictable. Always being driven by an overweight 35-40 year old woman.

2.

The roughest lifestyle on the planet.

Suburbanite 1: "Man, its rough living in suburban America."

Suburbanite 2: "Man, I know, going to college and all that stuff is brutal."

Suburbanite 1: "Hey, I know! Lets go to the mall and buy stuff. That'll cheer us up.

Suburbanite 2: "Sounds good. We can take my mom's Acura"

See rich, poor, urban, thug, suburban

3.

Something associated with being in or part of a suburb; referring the scale of delelopement between urban and rural; low density housing and commercial areas; referring to the smaller cities outside of major cities that contribute to an overall metropolitan area.

Jason and Jennifer, two siblings, live in a suburban community just outside of Boston. Their mother drives a Ford Explorer to her suburban job at a telemarketing center. She picks Jason up from soccer practice every Tuesday and Thursday afternoon. The father takes the freeway into Boston every morning to be to his office job by 9:00 AM. He leaves work at 5:00 PM and is home by 6:00 PM, just in time for supper at his suburban home, where his mother and children await his arrival.

See suburban, suburb, sub, urb, urbs, urban, rural, city, central, community, suv

4.

Anything that is so sickeningly conservative, republican, sheltered, and censored that it is devoid of any sort of growth, emotion, intelligence, or even real in any shape, way, or form of the word.

1.George Carlin: Don't be so suburban! Gay, Straight, it's all the same. There's no lines anymore.

Jay 'N' Silent Bob: Well there's a line here, and on this side of it, We Ain't gay.

2.Old Lady: I just don't think it's appropriate to put Jesus in an action cartoon!

Strung Out Cartoonist: Come on lady! That's so freaking suburban

See suburb, suburban, rural, george carlin, jay, silent bob, jay and silent bob, republican, democrat, punk, game, jesus, christian

5.

Adjective used to describe the unhip, uncultured and generally out-of-fashion.

People still listen to Maroon 5...how suburban can you get?


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