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Shit a firm, long shaped turd on a cutting board, plastic wrap, etc. Put it in a freezer until it's solid, then use it as a dildo a..
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This joke describes the biggest fear of prisoners in the US. If you drop the soap in the prison shower, you're in the perfect posi..
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Pull out while having sex in a tall building. Head to the window, and the cumshot will blow off the condom and land on some ones head o..