Suburban Hick

What is Suburban Hick?


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An unsophisticated person from a sub-urban area who is known to tan frequently, bleach their hair, and wear many misguided fashions at once, such as oversized sun-glasses, gauchos, flip-flops, popped collars, and anything from Abercrombie & Fitch. Can often be found wandering aimlessly in a mall talking on a cell phone. Usually travels in packs. Often posts pictures of themselves scantily clad and drinking heavily on social networking websites such as myspace and facebook.

While in the city, the suburban hicks stuck out like a sore thumb.

See sorostitute, fashion victim, frat boy, myspace, trendy


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