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When you're masterbating, your hand slips off the head of your penis. Thus, messing up your special time.
Dude, last night I was ..
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Ok pretty much Van Dam Face means a serious face
The Van Dam part is based off the actor(dur)and he is serious in his movies (also dur..
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Condom, Rubber, Party Hat, Life Jacket
Bitch told me she wanted it so i threw on a boner sock and started bangin
See dick, boner, cond..