What is Suburban Parking Asshat?
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a form of degenerate idiot who pulls into a parallel parking spot front end first, in drive.
Jim: Holy shit, I see a spot!
Mike: Are you going to pull in front end first??
Jim: Yeah man, we are LATE for Steak Night™!
Mike: You, sir, are a suburban parking asshat.
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to fuck a girl in "five mile woods." when you are both buck naked on the ground.
Yeh, i'd five mile woods her.
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-a more organized booty call with a boofer
Yo, its 3am, im getting a boofer-call from Calla
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