What is Suburban Parking Asshat?
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a form of degenerate idiot who pulls into a parallel parking spot front end first, in drive.
Jim: Holy shit, I see a spot!
Mike: Are you going to pull in front end first??
Jim: Yeah man, we are LATE for Steak Night™!
Mike: You, sir, are a suburban parking asshat.
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a cup of patrone with a full can of skoal chewing tobacco crushed in like a mojito.
bartender, can I get a 100 percent pure death shot?..
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When you have a cold and no matter how many times you brush your teeth or chew gum IT KEEPS COMING BACK!
with the after taste of phlegm..
