What is Suburban Parking Asshat?
1.
a form of degenerate idiot who pulls into a parallel parking spot front end first, in drive.
Jim: Holy shit, I see a spot!
Mike: Are you going to pull in front end first??
Jim: Yeah man, we are LATE for Steak Night™!
Mike: You, sir, are a suburban parking asshat.
See
Random Words:
1.
To define a large pile of unwashed laundry so smelly it might just start walking away, consuming small animals or children.
I think it&..
1.
When a boner is supressed to the extent that it becomes miss shapen and deformed.
I got a boner in church and smashed down my package s..
