What is Suburban Parking Asshat?


1.

a form of degenerate idiot who pulls into a parallel parking spot front end first, in drive.

Jim: Holy shit, I see a spot!

Mike: Are you going to pull in front end first??

Jim: Yeah man, we are LATE for Steak Night™!

Mike: You, sir, are a suburban parking asshat.

See parking, parallel parking, asshat, bag-o-douche, idiot


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