What is Suburban Parking Asshat?
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a form of degenerate idiot who pulls into a parallel parking spot front end first, in drive.
Jim: Holy shit, I see a spot!
Mike: Are you going to pull in front end first??
Jim: Yeah man, we are LATE for Steak Night™!
Mike: You, sir, are a suburban parking asshat.
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A human who possesses enough intelligence to perform minor labor, but not enough for abstract thought.
That guy was such a sprayberry, ..
