What is Suburban Turban?
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In the midst of oral sex you proceed to duct tape your partner's head to your genitals by wrapping duct tape around your buttocks and the back of their head simultaneously.
Also known as: Head-Tape Rape, Guyana Gagger, Handyman's Special
Randall: "Yo, I gave Rachael a suburban turban!!"
Chris:...I love you man...
Mom: Hey, Where is all the duct tape?!"
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The towels that
Look at Meg rockin' her suburban turban man.
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To hook up with someone from your past you used to mess around with during another phase in your life.
Everytime I think about that dud..
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Inane phrase uttered by many people when testing microphones.
Testing, testing, one two, one two. Yeah I think it's working.
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An offensive term used for someone who has so much acne on their face, they have no regular skin left.
Cindy gave her rootin' toot..
