Suburban Turban

What is Suburban Turban?


1.

In the midst of oral sex you proceed to duct tape your partner's head to your genitals by wrapping duct tape around your buttocks and the back of their head simultaneously.

Also known as: Head-Tape Rape, Guyana Gagger, Handyman's Special

Randall: "Yo, I gave Rachael a suburban turban!!"

Chris:...I love you man...

Mom: Hey, Where is all the duct tape?!"

See duct, tape, guyana, gag, turban, blow, job, oral, sex, head, choke

2.

The towels that ladieswear on their headsafter a shower. Usually accompanied by a bathrobe.

Look at Meg rockin' her suburban turban man.

See towel, burbs, cotton, stuff, things


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