What is Suburban Turban?
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In the midst of oral sex you proceed to duct tape your partner's head to your genitals by wrapping duct tape around your buttocks and the back of their head simultaneously.
Also known as: Head-Tape Rape, Guyana Gagger, Handyman's Special
Randall: "Yo, I gave Rachael a suburban turban!!"
Chris:...I love you man...
Mom: Hey, Where is all the duct tape?!"
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The towels that
Look at Meg rockin' her suburban turban man.
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A phrase used repeatedly to deflate an infuriated or excited person. More effective the more realistically interested and naive of the a..