What is Suburban Viking?
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A bored suburban male teenager (often a WASP) who finds delight in the finer arts of barbarism, such as: burglary, arson and senseless vandalism. Sometimes the Suburban Viking actually gets good at what he does, but ultimately gets caught for a stupid reason.
Did you hear the Suburban Viking got caught over winter break?
Yeah, he got five years probation!
Random Words:
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word meaning really long nipples or freakishly hard ones.
"omg look at those kittypillars!"
"its not even cold in here!..
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1. Looking out of sorts, disheveled, when hoping to get some action.
God I was ready to fuck him but I looked like such a scruff muffin..
