What is Suburban Viking?
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A bored suburban male teenager (often a WASP) who finds delight in the finer arts of barbarism, such as: burglary, arson and senseless vandalism. Sometimes the Suburban Viking actually gets good at what he does, but ultimately gets caught for a stupid reason.
Did you hear the Suburban Viking got caught over winter break?
Yeah, he got five years probation!
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When the boy has had too much tequila and he is just FURIOUS.
From Achewood.
After Roast Beef drank those 4 shots of tequila, he was o..
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a person who is emotionally deficient and who is likely to "suck the life" out of another person to make up for that deficienc..
