What is Suburban Viking?
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A bored suburban male teenager (often a WASP) who finds delight in the finer arts of barbarism, such as: burglary, arson and senseless vandalism. Sometimes the Suburban Viking actually gets good at what he does, but ultimately gets caught for a stupid reason.
Did you hear the Suburban Viking got caught over winter break?
Yeah, he got five years probation!
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One who has a fetish for flab. Mainly around the thighs, stomache, or arms.
"Gosh the flabmonster bit me today, he slobbered all o..
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A male who takes considerable pleasure in robbing females of their virginity
"I just put another notch in my V-belt. You can call ..
