What is Suburban Viking?
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A bored suburban male teenager (often a WASP) who finds delight in the finer arts of barbarism, such as: burglary, arson and senseless vandalism. Sometimes the Suburban Viking actually gets good at what he does, but ultimately gets caught for a stupid reason.
Did you hear the Suburban Viking got caught over winter break?
Yeah, he got five years probation!
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a dude that wears his shirt all the way down to his ankles like he just got out the hospital and who looks like dey been rollin around i..
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Pertaining to an overly hairy anus.
Dude my riedmueller itches.
It was so nasty, that girl has a riedmueller!
See anus, hairy, daniel..