What is Suburban Viking?
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A bored suburban male teenager (often a WASP) who finds delight in the finer arts of barbarism, such as: burglary, arson and senseless vandalism. Sometimes the Suburban Viking actually gets good at what he does, but ultimately gets caught for a stupid reason.
Did you hear the Suburban Viking got caught over winter break?
Yeah, he got five years probation!
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One who chokes on the cock.
Wow, that Zechariah kid is a real cockchoker, fucking faggot.
See wow, that, kid, is, a, real, cockchoker,..
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what niggas say when they want a ride home
"say dog, youcubreemeho?"..