What is Suburban Viking?
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A bored suburban male teenager (often a WASP) who finds delight in the finer arts of barbarism, such as: burglary, arson and senseless vandalism. Sometimes the Suburban Viking actually gets good at what he does, but ultimately gets caught for a stupid reason.
Did you hear the Suburban Viking got caught over winter break?
Yeah, he got five years probation!
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Used to describe a n00b when direct referal would result in offence and possibly loss of employment.
Sorry maam, None Of Our Boys can r..
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Just stating how life is and how it has its ups and downs and somethings just happen.
1.You: Man these jordans are really getting high ..
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A place one goes to fap.
Dude, I caught Josh visiting the fap factory last night. It was sick.
See fapping, jerking off, whacking off,..
