Suburbasexual

What is Suburbasexual?


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A gay man who embraces the heterosexual lifestyle, i.e. lack of taste in clothing, non-use of nonessential hygiene products, etc. Often accused of being straight. Opposite of metrosexual.

Andy has been suburbasexual since he came out; his repulsive habits and unmatchign clothes have kept him from finding a boyfriend.


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