Suburbumpkin

What is Suburbumpkin?


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This is a person who lives in the suburbs and rarely comes downtown, but has decided to do so, and is now making a mess of traffic. They typically look quite confused as they try to comprehend the usefulness of one-way streets. They can also look and a little scared as they grip their purses and eye the non-caucasians over their shoulders. They drive like out-of-towner idiots.

Person 1 "Damn, whats with the downtown traffic tonight?"

Person 2 "It's all the suburbumpkins that have come in for the baseball game at the dome...LOOKOUT!"

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