Suburmit

What is Suburmit?


1.

Someone who, by choice, doesn't venture out of the suburbs. Like, ever.

"Don't bother calling him; he won't go to the show. It's downtown, and he's terrified of hipstersand the lack of parking. He's become a real suburmit."

See suburbanite, hipster, suv, hermit, loner, aspergers


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