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Oh my fucking gosh (or god) i love you baby.
Guy: omfgilybby <3
Girl: awwwwe. <3 luv you too, bbycakes.
See omfg, ily, bby..
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When you go to teabag a young lady but instead give her your protruding hemorrhoids.
Last night I gave my date the old Oklahoma switcha..