What is Suck A Fart?
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Short for suck a fart out of my ass! Used in retort to a verbal absurdity or attack.
Sure I'll pick up your dry cleaning just as soon as you suck a fart out of my ass.
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When things are going badly, or from bad to worse, you may be considered to be "sucking farts" or "sucking a fart";
generally have a shit time of it;
Man, we're so busy at work, i'm just sucking farts all day;
My team lost the grand final - suck a fart;
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When someone passes out due to substance abuse. A variation on the PG phrase "Hit the hay".
My roommate totally shit the hay ..