Suck Puppy Schlong

What is Suck Puppy Schlong?

To be extremely crappy or of poor quality. see also craptacular, craptastic.

That last Matrix movie sure sucked puppy schlong.

Jd Gaff

1. A verb or adjective to describe the human emotional feeling of "Just don't give a flying fuck", fed up, can't take a..

Lewinsky

1. A blow job 2. Common name employed by forensic experts for the ultraviolet lamps used to spot semen stains on fabric. Pass me the lew..

Jizzlactite

1. A jizzlactite is a cave-like formation that is created when one successfully performs a jizz shot that sticks to the ceiling. -Tour gui..

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