Suck Puppy Schlong

What is Suck Puppy Schlong?

To be extremely crappy or of poor quality. see also craptacular, craptastic.

That last Matrix movie sure sucked puppy schlong.

Closey

1. To be almost yet not quite struck in the genitals by an object. Wow that was a closey. See crouch, bagging, danger, pain, genitals..

Tim Joyce

1. shoplifter; also see alcoholic. 1. tim joyce got arrested for shoplifting. 2. the town alcoholic is tim joyce...

Hayling Island

1. A place, near Pompey where people go to have parties on the beach, get drunk and find some pussy Mate, theres a party at Hayling Island..

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