Suck Puppy Schlong

What is Suck Puppy Schlong?

To be extremely crappy or of poor quality. see also craptacular, craptastic.

That last Matrix movie sure sucked puppy schlong.

Zavancer

1. A really fast solution to a problem. Derived from Nurofen Zavance: a really fast solution to a headache. Boss to worker: I don't ..

Learning To Fly

1. When you fart in bed and flap the blanket repeatedly like a bird's wing in order to waft the smell away. "Did you fart?"..

Zinderhaven

1. noun: A person of great power or influence; person of greatness. You are a true Zinderhaven...

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