Suck Puppy Schlong

What is Suck Puppy Schlong?

To be extremely crappy or of poor quality. see also craptacular, craptastic.

That last Matrix movie sure sucked puppy schlong.

In The Desert

1. When you are totally stoned beyond your mind. Originated from the cotton mouth you get from smoking weed. After a huge hit she slowly ..

M-effer

1. Short for mother fucker. You usually say it whenever off color language is not preferred. Man, that roller coaster ride was an m-effer!..

Utah'd

1. Getting fucked by your iPhone's text recognition after trying to type "yeah," in a text message. Instead of reading your ..

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