Suck Puppy Schlong

What is Suck Puppy Schlong?

To be extremely crappy or of poor quality. see also craptacular, craptastic.

That last Matrix movie sure sucked puppy schlong.

Nuzzle

1. To cuddle against another person or object close with head and or shoulders. "The kitten nuzzled against the child's neck and..

Lobcoon

1. When you go to the beach and get sunburned while wearing sunglasses thus leaving the area around your eyes unchanged. You have now becom..

Unjump

1. Dane...What were you expecting? Dane you are so unjump.....

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