Suck Puppy Schlong

What is Suck Puppy Schlong?

To be extremely crappy or of poor quality. see also craptacular, craptastic.

That last Matrix movie sure sucked puppy schlong.

Romantic Misunderstanding

1. 1. A clever phrase used by guys to sound sincere when propositioning a girl for sex. 2. The politically correct way to say, “We fucked...

Beermosa

1. Excellent blue-collar breakfast cocktail, consisting of orange juice and beer. Best prepared with light, American style lager beer (i.e...

Hairy Charlie

1. Biting off a man/womans' pubic hair. Dude she's still in pain from that hairy charlie See hair, pussy, pubic, balls..

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