Suck Puppy Schlong

What is Suck Puppy Schlong?

To be extremely crappy or of poor quality. see also craptacular, craptastic.

That last Matrix movie sure sucked puppy schlong.

Junk Punt

1. The act of kicking, or getting kicked, in the junk. After a bottle of Tequila, trading junk punts seemed like a great idea...

Galea

1. italian men with large cocks who will grow up and have sex with many women. they usually loose their virginity at about the age of 15. ..

Zamboner Ride

1. Having a girl sit on your lap while you do laps on the Zamboni. Can also include sex on the Zamboni. Hey baby, why don't you stop..

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