Suck Puppy Schlong

What is Suck Puppy Schlong?

To be extremely crappy or of poor quality. see also craptacular, craptastic.

That last Matrix movie sure sucked puppy schlong.

Rectole

1. The smelly sweaty substance found between the ass crack. "God damn man, my crack is full of Rectole after work." See rectole..

Salena

1. pretty much the most amazing and hottest girl to walk the planet. oh, did i mention shes smart and theres nobody like her ever. beaut..

Patsionality

1. the ability to pick up stuff using your genetalia Bob: I just dropped my pencil..n u pick it up? Joe: yeh i can cause i'm patsion..

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