Suck Puppy Schlong

What is Suck Puppy Schlong?

To be extremely crappy or of poor quality. see also craptacular, craptastic.

That last Matrix movie sure sucked puppy schlong.

Busting Guts

1. Particularly vigorous intercourse. Dude, I was totally bustin' that chicks guts!..

36 Long

1. Bra size for an elderly woman who has lost her perky breast. In her hayday Grandma was a hottie with 34D's- now she is a 36 long!..

Hunky-fucking-dory

1. Just fine. Hunky-dory with an expletive added for emphasis. Depending on tone and context the expletive in middle may also indicate sarc..

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