Suck Puppy Schlong

What is Suck Puppy Schlong?

To be extremely crappy or of poor quality. see also craptacular, craptastic.

That last Matrix movie sure sucked puppy schlong.

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Zinga-zing-zong!

1. you say this when your stoned "Zinga-zing-zong! Zinga-zing-zong! Zinga-zing-zong! Zinga-zing-zong!" "My god, will yo..

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