Suck Today's Dick

What is Suck Today's Dick?

A term used to describe one's lack of motivation to commence the events of the day.

"Well, I guess it's time to suck today's dick! Catch you later."

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Zoking

1. To smoke while you are asleep. Wow what is with that. Are you really zoking or are you just pretend to be asleep? See smoking, zoking,..

Funman

1. A man who likes to have fun (with little boys). Michael Jackson is a funman! See rusirius..

Indoor Sledding

1. To please a woman with your hand, mainly by inserting it somehow into the vagina itself. Oh shit I love it when you go indoor sledding...

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