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What is Suck Today's Dick?

A term used to describe one's lack of motivation to commence the events of the day.

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1. One who is a large cow, who likes Dunkin' Donuts coffee and alt-tabs to watch porn in the middle of raids. That Fatspice is one se..

Fit To Be Tied

1. to be extremely upset, angry, and/or agitated. (Common American Idiom) He bought a ticket for that specific flight, so therefore he w..

Rubber Game

1. the tiebreaker game in an already-tied series team a has won 1 game, team b has won 1 game, the third game is the rubber game See rubb..

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