Suckemoto

What is Suckemoto?


1.

A word deriving from the Samurai of ancient feudal Japan. Upon becoming impaled on an enemy’s spear or sword, the dying warrior would call out “Suckemoto” before slumping to the ground. The literal translation is “……..well that sucks!!”

Contexts for modern day usage:

Upon stepping in dog crap

Upon discovering that your partner has been sleeping with your best friend

After falling off one’s skateboard and impaling one’s hand upon a metal spike


0

Random Words:

1. An exclamation, expression extreme joy. OMG! A new car! Hurrah! w00tl3z!!..
1. An employee who still comes in to work sick and spreads his germs all over the place when he should stay home. Bob came in to work sick..
1. smoking pot in a moving vehicle. Dude, wanna go on a hoot route when we get out of work?..