Suckemoto

What is Suckemoto?


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A word deriving from the Samurai of ancient feudal Japan. Upon becoming impaled on an enemy’s spear or sword, the dying warrior would call out “Suckemoto” before slumping to the ground. The literal translation is “……..well that sucks!!”

Contexts for modern day usage:

Upon stepping in dog crap

Upon discovering that your partner has been sleeping with your best friend

After falling off one’s skateboard and impaling one’s hand upon a metal spike


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