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A girl is giving a guy head and a guy tells her he has an STD. She then coughs so hard cum shoots out of her nose.
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THE grammar nazi of TKEP.
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A fresh, youthful, clean-shaven penis; to be used with a ham wallet. (Please see "Ham Wallet")
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