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Noun. The acknowledgement your employer gives you for any slacking off you do at work.
"Man, I was on my 2nd hour of Tetris when m.. 
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(glyph).   A vampire sperm smiley.
A:      Quick, cover your neck! Look out for that sperm!
B:      Huh? What sperm?
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syn. absolutely certain
you bet your ass I banged her. right and proper...