What is Sucks To Your Ass-mar!?
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This wonderful, versatile phrase is the one good thing that came from the incredibly boring novel 'Lord of the Flies'.
It can be used for a greeting, and many other sittuations as well. It can be used as a synnonym for "pwned", "sucks to be you!", etc. You can get creative.
Another wonderful thing about this phrase is that you might be able to get away with shouting it to your English teacher. I mean, it's rude, but it's from an incredibly boring and well-acclaimed novel, so she/he might be impressed enough with you that she won't shoot you for saying it to him/her.
When you say it, you have to say it in a Brittish accent (it comes from the context of 'Lord of the Flies'), and in a mocking tone (one similar to that in which you'd say something like "Ha-ha!").
Bob- "Oh, no! He's going to throw that rotten egg at me!"
Chuck- "Sucks to your ass-mar!"
*someone gets owned*
Chuck- "Sucks to your ass-mar!"
English teacher- "Oh, no! I seem to have misplaced my papers!"
Chuck- "SUCKS TO YOUR ASS-MAR!"
English teacher- "Why, how rude! I'm writing you up! ..Oh wait, no, that's from 'Lord of the Flies', therefore I'm impressed. You get a gold star!"
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