Suckster Edit Meaning

1.

a suckster is one part hipster and one part sucker.

person 1: "see that guy over there with the tight jeans and the vintage glasses frames?"

person 2: "yeah."

person 1: "well, he just bought the same jeans at the expensive vintage store for $120 that he could've gotten at the Salvation Army for $5."

person 2: "what a suckster."

OR

any hipster who also just sucks. note that this includes the vast majority of hipsters.

See hipster, sucker, suck, hip

2.

An interesting alternative for referring to a blowjob.

"Dude, did you bang that pig?"

"nah, I just got suckster"

See blowjob, suction, felatio, suckster

3.

Suckster is a synonym for Christmas. It is called suckster nowadays because the traditions of the day suck and because the traditions have nothing to do with Jesus.

Jack: So Bob, what are you doing for Suckster this year?

Bob: I'm going to put a meaningless dead fire hazard Suckster tree into my house and heat it and let it get real dry; I'm going to buy Suckster presents I can't afford to give to people who will pretend to like them; I'm putting off until Suckster buying some of the stuff like shirts and socks and underwear that I should have already provided for my family but I'll get double credit if I wait until Suckster; I'm going to visit and eat and drink on Suckster, the coldest day of the year; when my kids bug me for a toy, I just put them off until Suckster so maybe they'll forget about it; Suckster is the only day I attend my Catholic churchmASS and while I'm there I'll inspect the priest's side of the confessional booth for pecker tracks.

See christmas, saturnalia, pagans, syncretism