Sucktard

What is Sucktard?


1.

Sucktard is a mixture of "He sucks" and "He's a retard." Usually used as an epithet.

"Dude, that guy is a sucktard"

See deez

2.

Someone who is bad at giving a blowjob, and is also retarded.

Dude, I had NO fun last night, she was a total sucktard!

See blows, sucks, retard, bad, gay

3.

A person who is mentally retarded from sucking so much penis, frequently suffering from brain-freeze-of-cum, kinda like the brain-freeze you get with eating ice cream, but instead the brain-freeze is gotten from sucking dick.

That dyke beza sucktard, fo shizzle. Lets rizzle ma wizzle, nizzle, or I'll kizzle you, wizzle.

See bastardized bottomburp


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