Suede Patch Club

What is Suede Patch Club?

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A most unwelcome honour, a member of the Suede Patch Club is a bloke who has not had sex for so long, his gigantic balls need a suede patch sewn on to the underside to protect them from rubbing on the ground.

Hey man, how's it going, still in the Suede Patch Club?

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