What is Suede Patch Club?
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A most unwelcome honour, a member of the Suede Patch Club is a bloke who has not had sex for so long, his gigantic balls need a suede patch sewn on to the underside to protect them from rubbing on the ground.
Hey man, how's it going, still in the Suede Patch Club?
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When a particularly large woman spreads her ass cheek and pussy lip fat around a young mans face(with the nose directly on the taint), f..
