What is Suede Patch Club?
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A most unwelcome honour, a member of the Suede Patch Club is a bloke who has not had sex for so long, his gigantic balls need a suede patch sewn on to the underside to protect them from rubbing on the ground.
Hey man, how's it going, still in the Suede Patch Club?
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Fila trainers that chavs wear when picking up their unemployment benefit.
Mate, your trainers are proper dole loafers!..
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Insert New England clam chowder up your partners ass and then shove your cock in and blow a load, then felch the contents
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