What is Suede Patch Club?
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A most unwelcome honour, a member of the Suede Patch Club is a bloke who has not had sex for so long, his gigantic balls need a suede patch sewn on to the underside to protect them from rubbing on the ground.
Hey man, how's it going, still in the Suede Patch Club?
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What someone would ask their friend if they were really fucked up.
"Nigga, you straight?"
See you good, drunk, silly, fucked..
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to turn a womans vagina inside out,
jb gave his x wife a reverse bobbit
See bobbit, cunt, whore, slut..
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The act of oral sex cunnalinguspreformed on a woman where the giver manipulates their hands as described below:
Place hands together as..
