What is Suede Patch Club?
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A most unwelcome honour, a member of the Suede Patch Club is a bloke who has not had sex for so long, his gigantic balls need a suede patch sewn on to the underside to protect them from rubbing on the ground.
Hey man, how's it going, still in the Suede Patch Club?
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When you eat a lot of Cheedo's and perform oral on a female
Dude I ate a whole bag of Cheedos and then I gave my girl a gooey chee..
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1. Any male who attracts a considerable amount of gay lust wittingly or unwittingly.
2. The new boy on the cell block.
3. An unsuspect..
