Suede Patch Club

What is Suede Patch Club?


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A most unwelcome honour, a member of the Suede Patch Club is a bloke who has not had sex for so long, his gigantic balls need a suede patch sewn on to the underside to protect them from rubbing on the ground.

Hey man, how's it going, still in the Suede Patch Club?

See blue balls, antsy, toey, wax dart


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