What is Suede Patch Club?
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A most unwelcome honour, a member of the Suede Patch Club is a bloke who has not had sex for so long, his gigantic balls need a suede patch sewn on to the underside to protect them from rubbing on the ground.
Hey man, how's it going, still in the Suede Patch Club?
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n. a humorous usage of the word 'vagina'; often spoken in a high pitched voice.
"Vah jayjay!!" "Niiinja!!"..
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also known as "loose booty bitch"
an LB-squared sleeps with anything that walks. their main goal in life is to get some from ..
