What is Suffolk?
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Suffolk County is the easternmost County on Long Island. Not a bad place to live, I reside in Western Suffolk county. Suffolk County is NOT upstate NY as BrokelynGuy reffers to it as.
Suffolk County has class, while Brokelyn is STILL a cesspool...
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a city in south eastern va that isn't what it seems. you expect rednecks, but find that there a plenty of ghetto sections in the downtown area. But don't get me wrong, get away from downtown and there's plenty of country-ness.
if you go to north suffolk, which i call fake suffolk as it borders portsmouth closely and is a good distance away from downtown suffolk, you will find ritzy areas and brand new shopping complexes and healthcare facilities.
about 30-45 minutes from the virginia beach oceanfront, still not so far out there that you can't go to a bigger city and have a good time.
"let's ride out to suffolk and chill in the country. i hear there's gonna be a bon fire"
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The eastern county on Long Island; The Suburbs of New York City. Nassau county is immediate suburbs, Western Suffolk is suburbs, anything east of Brookhaven town is country.
The only people who call suffolk and nassau counties "STONG ISLAND" are people who don't live in Metro New York.
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The Redneck White Supremacist capital of Long Island
Bob: You heard about the stabbing of the immigrant in November in Suffolk County?
Joe: Yeah. Police aren't doing a damn thing. What do you expect? You know there's a Klan chapter in Suffolk County.
Bob: Yeah. I heard they delivered leaflets in the streets shortly after Obama won the election.
Joe: Lol, Rednecks. I don't see why they don't go back to Alabama. They make Long Island look bad.
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The crunkiest place in Britain. Especially if you like incest, cider, baiting American squaddies from a distance, somewhat backward views to foreigners, fox hunting and clubs so filthy you can get the clap from sitting on the chairs.
Suffolk; if it wasn't for us you wouldn't have Bob Hoskins.
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It is a county on Long Island in Southeastern,NY.
It is economically and geographically diverse. Ethnically, it is predominantly White but strictly segregated. There are plenty of segregated areas.
There are at least five areas which have a significant minority areas. These areas are also home to mainly working-class or poor people.These areas are Brentwood, Central Islip, Huntington Station, Wyandanch and North Bay Shore. Any White person who lives in these areas is deemed "inferior".
There are like more than twenty towns which are home to mainly middle-class to upper-middle class Whites. To name a few, there are Dix Hills, Brightwaters, Melville, North Huntington, Bay Shore, East Islip, West Islip and Oakdale.
Culturally, there is a difference between the lifestyles of those who live in Western Suffolk than in Eastern Suffolk. Western Suffolk is pre-dominantly suburban while Eastern Suffolk is more rural or agrigcultural. Both Western and Eastern sections have some form of a fishing industry. There also is an extensive tourist industry.
Kid from Brentwood: Hi yo ho
Kid from West Islip: What ?
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Suffolk, as in Suffolk County (Long Island, New York), might as well not exist. People from Suffolk just don't fit in and pretty much never will, no matter how hard they try. Suffolk people are constantly trying to prove themselves better than people from Nassau. Their insults are so pathetic that Nassau people will simply insult them back and scare them away or just walk away laughing. If you have a 631 area code, just accept it, you suck. With the exception of the Hamptons, Mountauk, & Huntington, Suffolk consists of a hopelessly pathetic population and useless land that should just separate from the rest of Long Island and float away into the Atlantic Ocean.
Actual insults said by real people from Suffolk to people from Nassau:
"You seem like one of the people who would switch lanes on a highway without looking because theyre so full of themselves."
"NASSAU SUCKS GOOSE ANUS. WAIT YOU DON'T HAVE GEESE ALL OF NASSAU IS A DUMP WHERE SEAGULLS RUN THE LAND!"
"Sweet i wish i had the largest mall in New York thatd be fucking sweet...NOT"
"are people from nassau blind? its a toga you tard!"
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Lots of farmers and old people,'nuff said really...
<two teenagers walking through a town centre in Suffolk>
Teen#1: There's a lot more old people about today...hang on...oh shit...
Teen#2: What?
Teen#1: I've just remembered, it's pension day!
Teen#2: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
