Suffolk U.k County

What is Suffolk U.k County?


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Lots of farmers and old people,'nuff said really...

<two teenagers walking through a town centre in Suffolk>

Teen#1: There's a lot more old people about today...hang on...oh shit...

Teen#2: What?

Teen#1: I've just remembered, it's pension day!

Teen#2: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!


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