What is Sugar Land?
1.
A suburb of Houston, Texas.
Facts about Sugar Land:
1) Used to be a Sugar Plantation, which contained many slaves.
2) Contains a Sugar Factory.
3) The largest growing county with Pakistani/Indian/Asian population in Texas.
4) Filled with many blood sucking zombies.
5) Contains Douglas Jeffers.
6) Schools are highly over populated, and the administration believes that the "top" school should have its own student conduct book seperate from the rest of the district with an incredibly harsh NO PDA rule.
7) Same school was seen on Dr. Phil with a high school teenager with a huge drinking problem.
8) Filled with Stalkers.
9) Children that are most commonly seen: Rich white kids with problems at home but cover it it up with happy smiles, and Emo children.
10) Children are addicted to Myspace, and every arguement that occurs typically starts with the words, "OMG ON YOUR MYSPACE..."
11) City is rapidly growing, and is a major metropolitan suburb.
12) The new towncenter is a copy of the woodlands towncenter, but is very nice.
13) Also seems like Pleasantville, however has too many domestic violence.
"So this kid from Sugar Land came and talked to me..."
"Dude was he Asian?"
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2.
A suburban area around Houston, TX that is known for the Imperial Sugar plant (which is now closed) and the sugar grown there. It is also the fastest growing city in Texas.
CNN/Money and Money magazine ranked Sugar Land third on its list of the 100 Best Cities to Live in the United States. Neat, huh?
Contains:
1. Fort Bend ISD. It has the most ignorant and idiotic staff and administration that really get nothing done and will eventually screw you over.
2. A large asian/indian/white population. Nobody else. Sorry.
3. First Colony Mall. It used to be mediocre, but now that they are remodeling and adding more shops, it's starting to become much nicer. It still does not compare to the Woodlands Mall.
4. Sugar Land Town Center. Contains restaurants, sidewalk cafes, shopping, a Marriott Hotel and conference center, mid-rise offices and (considerably expensive) homes, a public plaza with a fountain (with the dieing horse), and the Sugar Land City Hall. It's kind of like a fake corporate downtown area.
5. Palm Royale. The road with all those HUMONGOUS houses you wish were yours. Owned by celebrities such as Tracy McGrady, Hakeem Olajuwon, and Shaquille O'Neal. (All baseketball players. Lol.)
6. Rich kids. Mostly white, these kids are mostly found crowded around a computer looking at each others drunken pictures on Myspace/Facebook, driving their new BMWs, or spending their parents money at the local mall.
7. Freezing temperatures in the morning and scorching heat in the afternoon. (Note: A freak snowstorm hit us on Christmas Eve 2004. That was pretty awesome.)
8. Highway 6. The main road that goes through Sugar Land. Most of the restaurants, businesses, and shopping can be found down this road. Probably the road you can't go one day without driving down.
9. Old Sugar Land. Can be found on the other side of Highway 90. It contains Sugar Land business park, a lot of the older buildings and homes of Sugar Land, and Imperial Sugar plant.
Also known as
"Where do you live?"
"I live in Sugar Land."
"Wow. -pause- ...Do you guys make sugar there?!"
"...Fuck you."
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Sugar Land-- probably one of the greatest suburbs ever!! So what if we wake up and pick out an aqua colored lacoste polo, some 511 skinny's, put our beautiful feet in brown leather sperry's and tuck our Louis Vuitton wallet and iPhone into our pockets?! Our parents work hard for us to have the chance to live in 750,000 dollar houses in Shiloh. And i personally enjoy driving my metallic BMW to my school (Strake Jesuit baby!!) And yes, my nanny/maid/cook/au pair is NOT english, she's ITALIAN!! But who cares... and if you're jealous too bad!
"So my old
gucci wallet tore from the top!"
"Ohh crap-- how much was it?"
"Hmm.. like 400-- but my parents bought me a LV one instead.. it was only 600!"
"Ahh.. thank god we live in Sugar Land and can afford that!"
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Most black kids at the local high school try to act hood, but if you live in Sugar Land you don;t know the definition of hood. the tall tees and baggy jorts with the $150 Jordans give away the fact that you don't live in the hood.
The rich preppy, spoiled white girls that want to get out of the bubble and away from the drama need to realize that once they are gone Sugar Land will be much more peaceful and easier for the average girl that can't afford designer jeans and four pairs of shoes a week, to live.
(snobby girl)- " I can't wait to get out of the Sugar Land"
(average guy)- "why do you say that"?
(SG)- " I can't wait to get away from my parents, live on my own and be free"
(AG)- "first of all, all college means to you is your parents will be funding your alcohol abuse, secondly YOURE AN IDIOT."
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5.
Noun. A suburb of Houston and also a state of mind. Where nice people from the city are banished to when they have a baby and can't afford/cope with Memorial. Full of lot-line-to-lot-line red brick Georgians, Home Depots and Olive Gardens. High suicide rate. Where Maids and Nannies don't speak English.
Virginia: Did you hear? Prissy and Hank are going to have a baby.
Steve: Does that mean they have to go to Sugar Land?
Virginia: Afraid so.
Steve: Damn. They seemed like nice people..
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A smaller suburb of Houston Texas which is inhabited by many asian people and preps. If it is possible for you to avoid this place, please do.
"Where do you live?"
"(said sadly) Sugar Land.."
"Ah man.. I'm sorry."
