What is Sugarfree Red Bull?
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1. 100 calories less than the regular stuff
2. Gets you way more wired
3. Sex in a can
Like, I was so totally wired from drinking some Sugarfree Red Bull, I stayed up all night and destroyed my jeans. Like chyeah, that stuff is sex, so totally orgasmic.
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Masturbation. Called zero-to-three because that's how many times you do it per day.
Alright guys, I'm going home to zero-to-..
