Suicide Beard

What is Suicide Beard?


1.

(n.) - Thick, usually ungroomed facial hair grown by an individual when he has ceased to care about life or the consequences of his actions. Suicide beards represent an outward gesture of inner anguish and usually follow traumatic, life-changing events, such as winning the popular vote in a Presidential election, but losing in the electoral college, or witnessing one's beloved dog punted off a bridge by a rogue motorcyclist and subsequently losing one's job as a network news anchor.

Ron Burgundy grows a sweet suicide beard and wanders the streets of San Diego drinking warm milk from a carton.

See beard, facial hair, unkempt

2.

Thick, usually ungroomed facial hair grown by an individual when he has ceased to care about life or the consequences of his actions. Suicide beards represent an outward gesture of inner anguish and usually follow traumatic, life-changing events, such as winning the popular vote in a Presidential election, but losing in the electoral college, or witnessing one's beloved dog punted off a bridge by a rogue motorcyclist and subsequently losing one's job as a network news anchor.

Ron Burgundy grows a sweet suicide beard and wanders the streets of San Diego drinking warm milk from a carton.

See facial hair, shaving, unkempt


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