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(glyph). A vampire sperm smiley.
A: Quick, cover your neck! Look out for that sperm!
B: Huh? What sperm?
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The act of receiving analingus (rim-job) while pissing in a urinal.
I was quite embarrassed when I urinated on the gentleman next to me..
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A Russian with three testicles.
Hoodyanikabolokov: Hey i have 3 testicles!
Me: Oh yeah? Who'd ya nick a bollock off?
Hoodyanikab..