Suicide Machine

What is Suicide Machine?


1.

A small box that charges 25 cents to kill you. Anyone using it has two options either a laser gun that kills you quick and easy or lots of barbaric weapons to kill you slowly and painfully.

Hey why aren't those people coming out of that phone booth?

That's not a phone booth. It's a suicide machine.

Ohh, good invention.

2.

Suicide machine:- A motocross bike of a 2-cycle engine. Named because of their high acceleration rates leading to people getting into trouble in tight areas in which they are unable to avoid obstacles.

Jonesy got wiped out by a tree on his YZ250! He booted it down the straight and couldn't pull it up in time!


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