Suicide Wank

What is Suicide Wank?

When your having a wank, just before blow the load, shout out "Mom" or "Dad", then try and finish the job before they get into your room!

a friend tried a suicide wank and won!!! he did it and failed the second time!!

See masturbating, wank, wanking, caught, funny

Yeah!!!

1. something annoying that everyones says after seeing the chappells show teacher: wake up student: whattt!!! teacher: sit up student:o..

Omniabsent

1. Not being anywhere ever. Nothing is omniabsent. See omnipresent, omni-absent, godlessness..

Ejacosmack

1. To be recieving head then pull out, spunk in ones hand and smack a ho or he-ho with said spunkhand. That bitch bit my cock so i ejacosm..

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