Suicide Wank

What is Suicide Wank?

When your having a wank, just before blow the load, shout out "Mom" or "Dad", then try and finish the job before they get into your room!

a friend tried a suicide wank and won!!! he did it and failed the second time!!

See masturbating, wank, wanking, caught, funny

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