What is Suicide Watch?
1.
What white folks will be under when a man with the name Barack Hussein Obama wins the US presidency.
CNN: "It's just been reported that Senator Barack Hussein Obama has been elected as the new president of president of United states of America"
Donald: Noooooooooooohohhohohoohooooo
Mother: keep an close eye on your father while i go to the grocery store kids.
(suicide watch)
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2.
When you keep an eye on a friend, family member or someone off the street who may do harm to themselves.
Like a
Frequently checking on someone who may commit
Emma walks into Chad's bedroom and screams Chad's dead!!!
TOULA: We were spose to be watching him!
EMMA: I know I had to run down to the shop and put my
Lotto on and buy a box offags .
TOULA: You call that a suicide watch? We were spose to be going in there every 10 minutes!!!
EMMA: (lights up smoke) Bummer man...
TOULA: I'll say! Well maybe it won't seem such a loss if you win huh...
EMMA: (starts going through Chad's wallet) Yeh I guess...
TOULA: Wait! His moving!!!
EMMA: (pulls out gun and shoots Chad in the head)
TOULA: What the fuck did you kill him for?
EMMA: Cause
Nobody puts baby in the corner !!!
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3.
The act of taking a friend/relative out for heavy drinking after a traumatic event, ostensibly to prevent them from killing themselves.
"Me and Wade got shattered when we took Keith out on suicide watch after he blew the save in the 9th."
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