Suikoden 4

What is Suikoden 4?


1.

A game that ended up sucking big balls. While anticipation for this game was high, Konami decided to pee on everyone instead of making a great game. They succeeded. Short and boring are two words that come to mind when trying to describe it. Konami decided to take everything good they did in Suikoden I, II, and III and take a gigantic dump on it. Here's to number V.

Friend 1: Man, i just played Suikoden II, and I fucking loved it.

Friend 2: Awesome! I just bought Suikoden 4! Let's try it out!

Random guy: Don't touch it! ::Grabs game and throws it. Game explodes::

Narrator: In retrospect, Konami should have never put a women in charge. The End.

See suikoden, suiko

2.

An excellent game that is due to come out soon.

It takes place 150 years before the events of the gate rune war (suikoden 1). Most of the game is also said to take place on the seas.

The hero of the story does not have a name, so the players are given the option to give him a name.

Characters such as Jeane and Vikki will be back. Also, people are very appeased to see Ted from suikoden 1 back.

suikoden 4 is going to kick ass!


0

Random Words:

1. "Like" in Arabic. So instead of saying "like", people from the Middle east use the word yaani instead. To more accur..
1. Proper Noun referring to a person named Will afflicted with the medical condition: PABS. "It's not Will you're talking t..
1. What comes out of a girls ass after you cum in it. "After I fucked my girlfriends ass she ran to the bathroom and squirted out an ..