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A fuck piglet is a female version of a fuck pig, and one who especially concentrates her efforts on lairy fourth team footballers.
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Drive texting is the act of sending a text message while driving.
I'm sorry officer; I don't know what happened. I was drive..
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When you are driving your car like an idiot because you are going to shit your pants.
Officer: Sir do you know you were going 80 mph in..