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When side-shagging your girlfriend, the guy turns to his side to spew on her night table.
I fucked her so hard I had to loop and shoot ..
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A person that stops the elevator, gets on, cuts a huge fart, and sends the elevator on its way.
Oh god, someone shit in here. I have to..
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Knocking a golf shot in from 93 out, nothing but cup. (Then jacking off on the green)
Im bout to hit in a silky Marlo for eagle.
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