Summer Slump

What is Summer Slump?


1.

A period during summer in which a person performs inefficiently due to the excessive amount of free time on their hands.

The symptoms often include:

-remaining around the house for the majority of the day,

-sleeping in excessive amounts,

-persistent viewing of television,

-prolonged exposure to video games,

-neglecting personal hygiene,

-consuming large quantities of food (in most cases, junk food),

-loss of desire to leave their residence,

-and abstaining contact from the outside world other than Myspace/Facebook or the occasional trip to 7-11.

Causes: Lack of school or a job, absence of friends, insufficient funds, and/or lack of transportation.

Effects: Moodiness, weight gain, shortness of breath (most likely when a patient returns to school and must run the mile), insomnia, increase of nerdiness, shrinkage of intimacy, and/or depression.

Two weeks into summer vacation, Tom fell into the Summer Slump and we didn't see him for two months.

When we returned to school he mentioned that he had become a tenth prestige on "CoDWaW." We noticed that he had gained a few pounds and had broken up with his girlfriend, clearly effects of the Summer Slump.

See summer vacation, vacation, lazy, summertime


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