What is Summon A Bus?
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To light a cigarette while waiting for a bus at a bus stop. Derived from the belief in murphy's/sod's law, which states that a bus (on which smoking is not permitted) will always arrive shortly after a cigarette is lit.
(Man waiting for bus): "Ill just summon the bus.."
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To start a relationship that has a defined end date; e.g., one of the people is moving soon.
"I hear you started dating some new g..
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A phrased yelled when you are owned utterly in the most epic random way.
Oh my god, where did that guy come from? fucking jefferation!
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