What is Summon A Bus?
1.
To light a cigarette while waiting for a bus at a bus stop. Derived from the belief in murphy's/sod's law, which states that a bus (on which smoking is not permitted) will always arrive shortly after a cigarette is lit.
(Man waiting for bus): "Ill just summon the bus.."
See
Random Words:
1.
An abridged quote from Miss Piggy when she was going to hit Kermit the Frog. "Open Thy Mouth, Fist Go South"!
Used when some..
