Sumo Spread

What is Sumo Spread?


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The act of lifting one buttcheek off of the toilet seat, spreading it, and setting it down, to aid in the passage of a large piece of feces. More often than not, both buttcheeks need to be done.

Guy A: Dude, that crap was at least three Courics.

Guy B: You're such a liar.

Guy A: Seriously, dude, I had to give it the sumo spread.

See poop, butt, toilet, couric, feces


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