Sums

What is Sums?

1.

Sums is an acronym for Spontaneous Uncontrollable Masturbation Syndrome. Sums is caused by puberty, boredom, lack of action, high sex drive, hot people, ect. It is characterized by spontaneous and uncontrollable masturbation, often at inappropriate times such as at the park, when voting, or in line at the bank.

-"OMG look, he's doing it right there!"

--"He can't help it, he has sums"

-"he's my hero..."

See sums, masterbation, puberty
73

Random Words:

Tijuana Mama
1. Crapping In Partners Mouth....Then Recieving Oral Sex While Feces Is Still In The Oral Cavity(The Mouth) Damn I Saw A Tijuana Mama Stic..
Read more
Fuse Tv
1. A music television channel that used to play awesome music especially in 2004 but now they have crap reality shows and crap music now. U..
Read more
Jerkinhead
1. Adj.; One who professes the act of self-stimulation through different methods on a daily basis. "Just a long shower my ass! Dave&..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free