Sums

What is Sums?


1.

Sums is an acronym for Spontaneous Uncontrollable Masturbation Syndrome. Sums is caused by puberty, boredom, lack of action, high sex drive, hot people, ect. It is characterized by spontaneous and uncontrollable masturbation, often at inappropriate times such as at the park, when voting, or in line at the bank.

-"OMG look, he's doing it right there!"

--"He can't help it, he has sums"

-"he's my hero..."

See sums, masterbation, puberty


0

Random Words:

1. My nickname that Sean started back in 2000. The name jonowee in my school had became somewhat of a brand. In 2004 it became JWEM, or i..
1. A very cheap cigar, usually associated with Swisher Sweets or White Owls. Yo dude, lets go to the GS and pick up some cheapsky's f..
1. Adorable exclaimation of joy and excitement, usually used by females. He bought me a new car. w00ties!..