Sums

What is Sums?

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Sums is an acronym for Spontaneous Uncontrollable Masturbation Syndrome. Sums is caused by puberty, boredom, lack of action, high sex drive, hot people, ect. It is characterized by spontaneous and uncontrollable masturbation, often at inappropriate times such as at the park, when voting, or in line at the bank.

-"OMG look, he's doing it right there!"

--"He can't help it, he has sums"

-"he's my hero..."

See sums, masterbation, puberty
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