Sumter Pig

What is Sumter Pig?


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A creature resembling a sasquatch with the physical qualities & hygiene of a pig living in sumter S.C.

generally dirty blonde, thick in the thighs and a face that looks like it was hit with several pounds of what the fuck?

yall see jerry is takin out sumter pig again this weekend. yeah man she sure is a typical south carolina swine.

See yeti, porky


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