What is Sun Coconologist?
1.
A type of scientist that devotes his life to the study of sun coconology, which is the study of a coconut appearing after a star has gone supernova.
Notable proponents of this theory include
Dr Jaspal G Forest
Dr Alan B Sides
Dr Forest in a heated discussion regarding the expansion rate of a star going supernova argued -
"Scientists are stupid! If I said that a coconut could come out of the sun, they would believe it!"
Thus the research of Sun Coconologist was theorised.
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