Sun Kwon

What is Sun Kwon?


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Sun Kwon is a character on the ABC show, LOST, portrayed by Korean actress Yunjin Kim. Sun is the head bitch in charge, as is best displayed by her capacity for sitting back and letting everyone else do stupid shit like hunting for monsters. In any given scene, there is a ~45% likelihood that Sun will slap a character in the face, pull a gun on them, shoot them to death on a boat, poison them to keep them *off* a boat, hit them in the back of the head with an oar, or secretly steal their billion-dollar corporation by purchasing it through multiple banks. All of the crazy time travel shit is happening on the island because Sun is using her Korean magic to make it happen.

My History prof gave me a low mark on my term paper, so when she turned around I hit her in the back of the head with an oar. Then while she was unconscious, I stole her corporation and now I'm worth millions. I used the Sun Kwon approach to problem-solving.

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