Sun Tzu

What is Sun Tzu?


1.

Tactician of ancient China who wrote the legendary book, 'The Art of War', which is still respected today as a powerful guide to both military and political strategy.

2.

Chinaman born about 500B.C. who is revered by military fantasists and qouted by athletes because he wrote a book about common sense and simple thinking.

A: The enemy has surrounded us 10:1, what should we do?

B: I'll check what Sun Tzu said to do

*some time later*

A: well?

B: It says if you are surrounded 10:1, then retreat. We know what we have to do, so that means we have won half the battle already!

*in the time it took to read this the enemy kill everyone*


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