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A day in the life of Bret Michaels.
Drink to 4 am on a Sunday morning. Walk home when the taxi doesn't arrive. Rest for a few hour..
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A statement of the intention to fart worked nonchalantly into an unrelated conversation and immediately followed by an actual fart.
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When your three little mice walk in on you and your prince charming...
*Knock, Knock, Knock*
(3 of their children walk into the bedroo..