What is Sunday Morning Surprise?
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when a girl has fallen asleep after a night of vigorous sex, the man pulls back the covers, takes a hot steamy dump at the end of the bed, puts on his clothes, and leaves. She wakes up in the morning, sniffs around, pulls off the covers and: SURPRISE!!!
Friend A: You think that ugly girl you slept with last night is going to call you?
Friend B: Nah, I gave her a Sunday Morning Surprise, she'll never want to see me again.
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Random Words:
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A large metallic ball used to weigh down and essentially work out the vaginal muscles in order to increase cock takeage.
I found my mom..
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the brief feeling of intense inebriation following dicectly after a mole rip. (a mole rip being a bong rip mixed with weed and tobacco)..
