What is Sunday Morning Surprise?


1.

when a girl has fallen asleep after a night of vigorous sex, the man pulls back the covers, takes a hot steamy dump at the end of the bed, puts on his clothes, and leaves. She wakes up in the morning, sniffs around, pulls off the covers and: SURPRISE!!!

Friend A: You think that ugly girl you slept with last night is going to call you?

Friend B: Nah, I gave her a Sunday Morning Surprise, she'll never want to see me again.

See poop, dumptruck, shit, girl


28

Random Words:

1. A nice ass on a girl; someone who has a good butt. That girl over there has a real quave. See booty, ass, great, firm, shapely 2. a ..
1. beautiful;pretty;non- monster like She is very bootimus. your a monster; why my size?; no it means your bootimous See pretty, beautif..
1. One who drinks and/or eats their food at a more rapid than normal speed Stephanie is a quicksip because she ate her bagel melt AND dran..