What is Sunday Morning Surprise?


1.

when a girl has fallen asleep after a night of vigorous sex, the man pulls back the covers, takes a hot steamy dump at the end of the bed, puts on his clothes, and leaves. She wakes up in the morning, sniffs around, pulls off the covers and: SURPRISE!!!

Friend A: You think that ugly girl you slept with last night is going to call you?

Friend B: Nah, I gave her a Sunday Morning Surprise, she'll never want to see me again.

See poop, dumptruck, shit, girl


28

Random Words:

1. The white residue that is left sticking to your asshole after a nice, big, stinky, wet fart. Suck my fart liquid, bitch! Oh, shit, tha..
1. An internet charisma which personifies the phrase "diarrhea of the mouth," although some science-related posts would appear c..
1. A way to draw an elephant head so that it looks like a cock and balls. "It's not a cock, it's an elephant. It's sa..