Sundial

What is Sundial?


1.

Tanning naked with an erection to avoid embarrassing penis wrinkle tan lines.

Dude 1: Yo, why are you laying by the pool naked?

Dude 2: I'm tanning my penis.

Dude 1: Don't you know you can only get a nice even wang tan

when you have a boner? Rub that into a sundial.

Dude 2: Shit. good call.

Dude 1: What time is it?

See sundial, tan, tanning, time, watch, clock

2.

The art of taking a massive dump that stands straight up out of the water much like a sundial standing straight out of the sand

O dude i took a huge as shit yesterday and you won't believe it.....IT WAS A SUNDIAL!

See shit, poop, dump, sundial, crap


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