What is Sun-dried Tomatoes?
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The inability to properly perform cunnilingus (go down on a chick) due to extreme dryness. Often occurs when the female is extremely intoxicated, or by chance is dehydrated from anorexia/bulemia. The name is acquired from the girl's crotch strong resemblence to a sun-dried tomatoe from the Olive Garden. Can be abbreviated to 'Tomatoe,' if both parties know what the abbreviation implies. Also can become the guilty girl's new pet nickname.
{Lunch the morning after a party} "So, did you get anything out of her?" "Shit, all I got was a fucking Sun-Dried Tomatoe."
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To get someone completely intoxicated on any type of drug or alcohol to the point that you wonder if they have sustained brain damage.
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A poor sap with delusions of granduer who works 80-hour weeks at a dot com.
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To call at someone who you find a n00b. Calling is done by saying the word n00b with a varying pitch. Also see: n00b, noob, pwn, pwnd
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