Sunflowering

What is Sunflowering?

1.

The sensual art of gently splaying one's digits whilst manually penetrating the anus/vagina, usually precluded by an instance of the silent duck.

Jimmy: "Ouch! You cunt! That wasn't the silent duck!"

Jimmy's Mum: "Jimmy! Watch your language!"

Jimmy: "Sorry Mum. But how ought I to refer to this increasingly sensual act?"

Jimmy's Mum: "Well James, this is me gently splaying my fingers within your tight, supple batty crease. Your sister likes to call it "sunflowering".

Jimmy: "Gee whiz Mum, this is the best birthday ever..!"

See fisting, silent duck, batty crease, supple, anus, incest, strawberry cheesecake, birthday

2.

An act in which a man/woman shoves his/her fist up a womans vagina and opens his/her hand out like a blooming sun flower.

Person 1: Hey some dude offered me 200 quid to sunflower some chick

Person 2: Sunflowering!? Thats some dirty shit! Are you gonna do it?

Person 1: No way! She'll get too keen!

See fisting, fingers, foreplay, weird, flowerpotting

3.

An act in which a man/woman shoves his/her fist up a womans vagina and opens his/her hand out like a blooming sun flower.

Person 1: Hey some dude offered me 200 quid to sunflower some chick

Person 2: Sunflowering!? Thats some dirty shit! Are you gonna do it?

Person 1: No way! She'll get too keen!

See fisting, fingers, foreplay, weird, flowerpotting
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