What is Sunflowering?
1.
The sensual art of gently splaying one's digits whilst manually penetrating the anus/vagina, usually precluded by an instance of the
Jimmy: "Ouch! You cunt! That wasn't the silent duck!"
Jimmy's Mum: "Jimmy! Watch your language!"
Jimmy: "Sorry Mum. But how ought I to refer to this increasingly sensual act?"
Jimmy's Mum: "Well James, this is me gently splaying my fingers within your tight, supple
batty crease . Your sister likes to call it "sunflowering".
Jimmy: "Gee whiz Mum, this is the best birthday ever..!"
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2.
An act in which a man/woman shoves his/her fist up a womans
Person 1: Hey some dude offered me 200 quid to sunflower some chick
Person 2: Sunflowering!? Thats some dirty shit! Are you gonna do it?
Person 1: No way! She'll get too keen!
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3.
An act in which a man/woman shoves his/her fist up a womans
Person 1: Hey some dude offered me 200 quid to sunflower some chick
Person 2: Sunflowering!? Thats some dirty shit! Are you gonna do it?
Person 1: No way! She'll get too keen!
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