Sunglass Tan

What is Sunglass Tan?


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When you wear your sunglasses too much in a sunny place. Your face becomes tan apart from where your sunglasses were; including a white strip where your nose meets your forehead.

The major problem with a sunglass tan is that once you have one you are inclined hide from the general public that you do by wearing your sunglasses. This only causes the sunglass tan to worsen.

*Can be avoided by wearing sun screen*

Person 1: Hey, why are you wearing your sunglasses constantly?

Person 2: Well, I got a sunglass tan. I don't want any one to see so I'm wearing my sunglasses to hide it.

Person 1: That will only cause your tan to worsen, you do know that.

Person 2: Yup.

See tan, sunglasses, condition, bummer, sun


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