What is Sung-won?
1.
Noun
1. The sound a retarded North Korean makes when trying to say "someone".
2. A kimchi farmer from the late 18th century who was a pioneer in the field of kimchi growing.
3. One who eats the mysterious
a. In the North Korean ghetto a Sung-Won is slang for a gay who likes to suck dick.
Verb
1. To be Sung-Won-ing, is to be losing all your hair at a very early age. Also known as Sung-Won syndrome.
a. In ancient North Korean culture to have this disease was connected to being "one of a homosexual nature who sucks the penis of another man". This person would be banished by the tribe and hated forever.
2. To 'pull a Sung-Won' is to attempt a break dance move but then fail because you suck.
Noun:
1. 'Hey ma', when I'm done farming Kimchi can I go kill Sung-Won because this Sung-Won sucks balls.
2. Sung-Won, the 18th century kimchi farmer stumbled upon the fabled Sungus Fungus when he fell off a tree while attempting a ridiculous break-dance move.
a. Man why u gotta be such a Sung-Won?
Verb:
1. Mom! I think I have Sung-Won syndrome, I'm losing all my hair, I suck!
a. No son, you suck dick, that is the only reason you have Sung-Won syndrome, you dirty gay child, I banish you to the forest. I hate you.
2. Oh man, you just pulled a Sung-Won, you suck!
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